Monday, October 09, 2006

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN

WANTED




HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?
IF SO PLEASE INFORM THE POLICE STRAIGHT AWAY!
HER CRIME THROWING MY DAUGHTER ONTO HER FACE!

Faith only two years old, sustained a broken nose after being thrown from a significant height, face first down on the ground. The 25 soon to be 26 year old from Watford, viciously attacked two year old, Faith Holden, whilst she was playing a harmless game of wrestling with her mother and younger brother Noah. Faith's mother and Father have played this game many times before and never once did Faith receive any injuries from it!

So if anyone has any information leading to the whereabouts of this cruel villain, a reward will be offered.

7 comments:

Jtrainpassenger said...

You could try one of her two favourite haunts. Her bed, in which I've been informed she spends a significant amount of time, particularly at weekends. Or her bath, in which she speds so much time she keeps topping the hot water up.

woot said...

Hmmmm, I note that you haven't mentioned the time you knocked your daughter out of her high chair when she was about 9 MONTHS OLD!!

At least I wait until she is capable of stopping herself...

And she didn't break her nose - she scratched it. It was her neck I nearly broke.

Actually - that doesnt make it sound better...

Evil pic...

Lorna's Ark said...

he he he

woot said...

Don't forget work sue - I seem to spend more time here than in either of the other two which is to annoying for anyone else to ever comprehend!

Lorna's Ark said...

also when she's not at work I could try 5 Ilkley she's there more often than all the above!

woot said...

Thats true but don't tell anyone or you will have to pay more council tax...

Jtrainpassenger said...

Jtrainpassenger is Mike, not Su