Saturday, September 22, 2007

Found this in a book!!!

Dedicated to my son Noah!

Won't go in the car
Won't stand over there
Won't play nicely with my sister
Won't not pull her hair
Won't stop picking nose
Won't stop throwing food
Won't wait just a little minute
Won't be .....

"Don't be rude!"

Wanna huge ice cream
Wanna drop it - splat!
Wanna dummy
Wanna bottle
Wanna reck the flat
Wanna get my own way
Want that toy- it's mine!
Wannit now, this very minute!

Or I'm gonna whine

Gonna cut up rough
Gonna start to scream
Gonna throw the BIGGEST TANTRUM
That you've ever seen
Gonna go for broke
Gonna start to choke
Gonna find the biggest dog

And give its eyes a poke!

Can't you lay off Mum?
Can't you try to see
That I won't be such a monster
When I get to......


stuart said...

it so sounds like our son!!!!

woot said...

Sounds like both your kids. But then it sounds like all the little buggers to be fair!!!