Found this in a book!!!

Dedicated to my son Noah!

Won't go in the car

Won't stand over there

Won't play nicely with my sister

Won't not pull her hair

Won't stop picking nose

Won't stop throwing food

Won't wait just a little minute

Won't be .....

"Don't be rude!"

Wanna huge ice cream

Wanna drop it - splat!

Wanna dummy

Wanna bottle

Wanna reck the flat

Wanna get my own way

Want that toy- it's mine!

Wannit now, this very minute!

Or I'm gonna whine

Gonna cut up rough

Gonna start to scream

Gonna throw the BIGGEST TANTRUM

That you've ever seen

Gonna go for broke

Gonna start to choke

Gonna find the biggest dog

And give its eyes a poke!

Can't you lay off Mum?

Can't you try to see

That I won't be such a monster

When I get to......

THREE?