Tuesday, May 08, 2007

One more to go....

One more post till the big 100, but for now you will have to listen to the rants of this century of posts.

No names here but they know who they are...

I have one friend who is being a spanner! I feel this friend needs to be more serious about things and silly people who are messing them about. I worry a lot about this person. I wuv them x.

I have another friend who I don't see any more why is this?? what has happened??? I miss you.

I have another friend, who was my bestest friend where did they go? it seems like a they are a different person now and I hardly know them anymore, yet I see this person everyday, this person used to be fun and want to do things together, now they don't. I'm sad come back friend, I miss you!

I feel that Lorna is back now!! I need all my minions to come back and worship me like they once did!

Come home little ones come home your master has returned!

8 comments:

CHARLIE said...

I'm here darling, don't know if I was one of the "friends" mentioned but I miss you.
You tell me when you are next not busy and I jump on a bus/train to visit you.

Lorna's Ark said...

yes my dear I will let you know when I get out of this hell hole called work! x

woot said...

Hey! You're my minion not the other way round now lick my foot biatch!

Lorna's Ark said...

Don't do feet get your dick out and you may be in luck! don't say you dont have one it comes to see you when its drunk

woot said...

At least I don't have to keep it in a drawer!

Lorna's Ark said...

at least mines relible there when I need it!!

woot said...

Mines reliable. Always there when not wanted and cannot get hold of the fucker when i'm horny.

On the plus side mine lasts longer than your batteries...

woot said...

Come on Lorna!!! We need the big 100th post!!!