This sums up my typical day sorry to steal it and adapt it slightly Charlie xxx Paula you've read it although its slight adapted and Stu take note he he x
What Do You Do All Day?
Stu came home from work and found his children outside, still in their pjs, playing in the mud, with empty mac donalds boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front garden.
The door of their car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the house , he found an even bigger mess. The bin had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring Lazytown, and was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the worktops awaiting the dishwasher, breakfast food was spilled on the floor, the cupboard doors wide open, bowls and baby bottles on the floor, the fridge door was open wide with dinosaur ham and yogurt's everywhere, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken cup lay under the little blue kids table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
Stu quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over more toys and more piles of clothes, and books he had left there, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that she'd had enough and finally left or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, more toys strewn over the floor and apple shampoo all over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in the toilet and overspilt to the potty and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. There was toothbrushes in the sink with toothpaste spit everywhere!
As he rushed to his bedroom, on his way he caught site of his daughter bedroom, strewn with yet more toys, paint of various colours on the doors, doorframes and walls and enough soft toys to fill Africa!
He found his wife still curled up in the bed (I WISH!) in her pjs, reading the latest ELC catalogue. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
P.S. the diet going great today it the new "eat lots of quality streets, that were also meant for Christmas diet" also had 2 mince pies and full fat Dr Pepper. Yeah "lards are us" I be their newest member! Well it is the 1st only 24 days til they'll be able to hear me in Oz! Shrieking at the amount of presents..that I know nothing about...has left.